Skip to the content
Menu
Close
  • About
ZeroDuck
Webcomic Quackery
Search Menu
Close

ZT-00.04

Zootropia on ZeroDuck.com | So he finally popped the question. Oh wow.But isn't he a bacterium? Yeah. Anyway, I figure once I bud out of here I'll be moving in with him. More like he'll be moving into YOU. Ew! Harsh, but accurate! LOL What's funny about that? Shut up, Squirt. You'll know when you're older. And what do you think about this? Leave me out of your sordid messes. It's a good thing mom's asleep. Oh, I've heard every word. Yikes! ihadnothingtodowiththisisweartoyou Heh. HAW HAW. …And you're okay with this? Oh, child… every mother dreams & dreads the day her offspring bud off and begin their own colony, but this… I'm afraid this boy— Troy. —is really just looking for a host body, not a life companion. But I LOVE him! He will literally suck you dry child! Yeah, Mom, I think she's into that stuff. WHAT AM I EVEN HEARING

  • Published June 26, 2014
  • Posted in Zoot!
  • Tagged bacteria, budding, colony, marriage, parasite, symbiosis, volvox

FU-00.04

AP-00.02

© 2025 ZeroDuck

Theme by Anders Norén