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00.07 Right. Nest prepared. Dance practiced. Have I done everything? You've done everything. YO YO YO WHADDUP MY FLAPPERS?! You! MEEEEEE. Aren't you a little far from that hideous eyesore you call a nest? Yeah, that's why I came. Need advice? Nope. Just wanted to tell you not to bother. My nest? Awesome. Dance? Also awesome. So forget it. Just forget it. I'm getting all the tail this season. L8R H8RZ. Oh man! Don't let him get to you. Are you kidding? His nest is a joke. His dance probably is too. But did you see how BLUE his head plumage was? The fool may not even have noticed... But do you know how crazy ladies go for things like that? How bad are we talking here? Oh, bad. Seven more shiny decorations bad. Three new dance moved bad. We'll be uo all night. Now kid, that happens to be my specialty.

  • Published July 17, 2014
  • Posted in Zoot!
  • Tagged bat, bird of paradise, dance, mating season, nest, plumage, shiny

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