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FU-00.17

Fruitfully Unemployed on ZeroDuck | 00.17 | I hear your griping: "This isn't a REAL comic." "REAL comics are about insanely hypersexualised & muscled people wearing skin-tight outfits solving all their problems by punching things!" "Look, the words don't even have those balloon things. What, he's too good for word balloons, Mr. Fancypants Designer?!" "And that art never changes! It's literally THE SAME DRAWING. It's just a guy talking. Standing, and talking." "If I wanted to see someone stand up and talk I'd pay money and be drunk in a bar…" "…instead I'm here reading this guy while swimming in post-masturbatory melancholia and crying large tears upon my phone…" "…LIKE A SUCCESSFUL & PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY." Like I said, I hear your griping. I just don't care.

  • Published September 23, 2014
  • Posted in Fruitfully Unemployed
  • Tagged drunk, griping, real comics, society, stand-up, super hero

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