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Zootropia on ZeroDuck.com PENGUIN Well this is unexpected. BEAR Is it? Is it really? PENGUIN When you said you wanted to be with me I never thought you'd— BEAR Stow away on a research vessel, spend four months biding my time in a city zoo, carefully plot my escape, evade the authorities for three days and nights while hiding in alleys & subways, then find my way down here on a dozen cargo ships & fish trawlers (and a Russian submarine)? BEAR ALL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? PENGUIN Look. It's not that. I DO love you. The long-distance thing was wonderful. That convention weekend in Greenland will remain one of the most magical times of my life. PENGUIN But you have to understand. We're just, fundamentally— BEAR Don't say it! PENGUIN …poles apart.

  • Published June 12, 2014
  • Posted in Zoot!
  • Tagged antarctica, arctic, glacier, iceberg, long distance relationship, love, north pole, penguin, polar bear, romance, south pole

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